Funny shit your younger bro teaches you

14 06 2009

WARNING: Not suitable for work, unless it’s alright that you read stuff full of profanity during office hours.

”The guy was damn stone dick.’
‘…. WHAT DID YOU SAY? Stone WHAT?!’
‘Stone dick la.’
‘WTF does that mean?!’ I manage to ask between gasps from too much laughter
‘He’s stoning* la! Your friends never say in Malaysia wan meh?’
‘NO!! First, I was all wtf is GG. Now it’s stone dick!’

Damn super swt.

*Stoning also means zoning out in Manglish, not just a drug-induced state.

Then…

‘Eh, what are you all doing?’
‘Reading Fuck My Life.’
‘WHAT?!’
‘Fuck My Life la… You never heard before meh?’
‘NO!’

Please get educated HERE on what it is. Oh, and approach with caution; it is some pretty sick shit.

And everyone knows this already, but my bro also highlighted that for the price Ronaldo was bought for (80 fricken million pounds for that show monkey), plus another 20 million pounds, someone could’ve bought Newcastle. That is SAD.


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15 06 2009
Trina

damn stone seemed sufficient for me… now have to add dick pulak.
-.-”

i am already imagining all the words we can add behind stuff.
so wrong, so wrong.

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